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Another Sweaty Christmas

from Holiday by Chandler Travis

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I can't take another sweaty Christmas
I'm not in the mood to deck the halls
I'm not going Christmas shopping
For garbage for your Christmas stocking
I will not be budging
Nor sadly trudging through the malls

No one's gonna die without these presents:
A calendar; some soap; a stinking tie
You can have your corn a popping
For me this corny crap is stopping
The madness of the season
Is just another reason to cry

They all think I'm such a grouch
'Cuz I don't wanna leave my couch
Even though it's not safe here anyway
You can't even trust your cable on a day like today
Santa, Rudolph, Bing, and Crosby
Jesus H. Christ -what's this costing
Us in terms of mental stability?
Think of all that shattered tranquility!


And I can't take another sweaty Christmas
You guys let me know when you're all through
Not dawning any gay apparel
The kiddies make me glad I'm sterile
Hang those smelly reindeer
Say you feel my pain, dear, too
'Cause you know in the end
I'll only want to spend it with you

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from Holiday, released December 8, 2023
Rikki Bates- drums
Berke McKelvey- keys
C.T. -the rest

Recorded at Kelp Manor, 2014

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THE CHANDLER TRAVIS PHILHARMONIC is a 9-piece technicolor extravaganza from Boston that includes a horn section, string bass, mandocello, guitar, keys, drums, accordion, and valet. George Carlin and NRBQ are among their longtime supporters; others include Bonnie Raitt, Elvis Costello, Bruce Springsteen, Of Montreal, Ween, and yer mother. ... more

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