We've updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Chandler Travis Philharmonic - Where's My Glasses

from Song of the Weak​!​!​! by Chandler Travis

  • Digital Track
    Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

    You own this



At last, a crude, low-fi version of "Where's My Glasses", recorded only last week at a boffo show at the Lizard! In my opinion, this song is perfect and true, a song everyone has been singing for years anyway without knowing that it was even a song. It's a useful song, one that you sing almost every day. It's a song I'm singing even as I write this, in my cockeyed back-up glasses that have only one arm and one of the lenses is all scratched and blurry so I keep rubbing at it, trying to clean it, even though I know the scratches won't come off.

It's also a song that has the exact number and cadence of "fuck"'s that actually occurs in real life. I don't mind saying I'm extremely proud of it.

It also makes me think of The Valet -my valet, the great Fred Boak - who, only two weeks ago, found my glasses and elected not to return them to me until the dramatic conclusion of the song's performance. And of The Valet's Mother, who requested we post it -this one's fer you, Mrs. B!


from Song of the Weak​!​!​!, track released May 21, 2003
Live at the Lizard Lounge, Cambridge, MA, May 14, 2003


all rights reserved



Chandler Travis Philharmonic Massachusetts

THE CHANDLER TRAVIS PHILHARMONIC is a 9-piece technicolor extravaganza from Boston that includes a horn section, string bass, mandocello, guitar, keys, drums, accordion, and valet. George Carlin and NRBQ are among their longtime supporters; others include Bonnie Raitt, Elvis Costello, Bruce Springsteen, Of Montreal, Ween, and yer mother. ... more

contact / help

Contact Chandler Travis Philharmonic

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account