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This one was commisioned by my friend Dietrich Strause on the occasion of his friend Dan Greif's bachelor party. Dan had written most of the lyric (along with instructions on how best to deliver it, years ago, but had apparently never quite got around to putting it to music, so I did, and performed it as a surprise, hit and run style.

All of the horse lyrics were Dan's, but I added the last verse, which is a reference to a story Dietrich told me about Dan having mistakenly eaten compost thinking it was a salad.

Boy... bachelor parties sure have changed over the years...


from Song of the Weak​!​!​! 2016, track released May 17, 2016
CT demo, recorded May 13, 2016


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THE CHANDLER TRAVIS PHILHARMONIC is a 9-piece technicolor extravaganza from Boston that includes a horn section, string bass, mandocello, guitar, keys, drums, accordion, and valet. George Carlin and NRBQ are among their longtime supporters; others include Bonnie Raitt, Elvis Costello, Bruce Springsteen, Of Montreal, Ween, and yer mother. ... more

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