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Hello Mrs. Nussbaum

from Song of the Weak​!​!​! by Chandler Travis

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Yet another brand-spankin' new song from the fertile mind of Chandler Travis, the tale of young boy who is affected with aphasia and in love with his 70 year old next door neighbor.

This song uses the same tune as the snippet "Nubbette" from "Parsley, Sage, Sulfer & Leroy (Inedible Casserole #7)" - just 14+ years later, a melody becomes a song!


Hello Mrs. Nussbaum I've brought you some taffy
I do hope I didn't wake you up
I saw that your light was on thought I'd drop by
Way the by, need you anything do?
Oh no again we here we go
Words order in the wrong

Oh it darn I hate when this happens to me
Wait a minute I think I'm OK again
Hello Mrs. Nussbaum I've taffy brought some you
Oops by drop damn anything drat
Oh no again we here we go
Wrong order; also swears

Taffy brought Nussbaum hello - wake up again light drop
That was I anything but – Mrs. some hope

Hello Mrs. Nussbaum I wish my tied wasn't quite so tongue
Hello Mrs. Nussbaum I ever talk not might be you the one?

Oh Frida I hope I don't mind if you call that
Oh Frida oh familiar too?
Oh Frida oh Frida I'm calling familiar
Oh Frida I too call that you
If you know what I mean
I Frida postal bypass.

Hello Mrs. Nussbaum I've brought you some taffy
I do hope I didn't wake up you


from Song of the Weak​!​!​!, track released January 12, 2004


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THE CHANDLER TRAVIS PHILHARMONIC is a 9-piece technicolor extravaganza from Boston that includes a horn section, string bass, mandocello, guitar, keys, drums, accordion, and valet. George Carlin and NRBQ are among their longtime supporters; others include Bonnie Raitt, Elvis Costello, Bruce Springsteen, Of Montreal, Ween, and yer mother. ... more

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